pat pat lidah belipat telipat lipat

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

hahaha.. damn words.. lepas nie minum sup lidah.. konpom pass dgn mudah..

l i t e r a t u r e..

cari port sesuai, angkat meja, angkat kerusi,bancuh nescafe ka,milo ka(kasi buat dua gelas trus).. buka biskut2 keropok2.. silent modekn hp.. pastikan jiran2 teda yg ada nampak.. knapa? ambil feel.. recite this poem.. hahahaha..

Rudyard Kipling
If

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!

literature form 5 nie.. ingat lagi kamu? pegi bongkar koleksi buku2 lama. mst ada. :)

farewell MJ !

mikaeel jackson..

'dit! michael jackson mati! kena langgar kereta kunun.. sadis woo dia eksiden'.. antara dialog my sis..

tkejut woo tyme first dgr dia meninggal.. tyme tu my sis smangat nie call.. macam ja MJ bagi duit sm dia. haha..

check dan terus check, mmg sah la. kesian.. dis one is for you legend.

Kesian kau Jacko
Hidupmu diperhatikan
Matimu dieksplotasikan
Hayatmu dimakan ubat
Hartamu direbutkan

Namun kau berjaya mengubah persepsi
Hitam putih ialah putih hitam
Kau berjaya Jacko!
Kau korbankan dirimu menjadi experimen
Untuk menjelaskan minoriti kepada majoriti
Juga majoriti kepada minoriti
Tentang pengorbananmu

Kesian kau Jacko
Penampilanmu dipersoalkan
Harimu diburu fuck-a-razzi
Kediamanmu diskeptikkan media
Peribadimu diselak diintai dihendap

Namun kau tabah berdepan realiti
Yang salah tidak mungkin menjadi benar
Kau berjaya Jacko!
Kau tampil merungkaikan persoalan
Untuk menjelaskan salah kepada benar
Juga benar kepada salah
Tentang persoalanmu

Biarlah mereka semua itu Jacko
Kesenanganmu kesusahan mereka
Tenang sahajalah kau di dunia itu
Pergimu tetap kami ingati
Matimu takkan kami ratapi
Biarlah hati sahaja bicara perasaan
Tentang kehilanganmu

najibxnasreen

farewell to yasmin ahmad, we will miss u.rest in peace our great film director..

family value

marah2 kita sama org kn, apa yg buat kita tenang? family..

gembira2 kita ramai2 kn, bersama sepa yg buat kita gembira? family..

sedih2 kita, pasal apa buat kita paling sedih? family..

ceria2 hari kita, sepa yg buat kita ceria tu? family..

marung2 kita, sepa yg pujuk kasi gembira? family..

*(marung2 = monyok = masam mncuka expression)

dat's why we do have to spend our time wid family.. selagi ada peluang, luangkanla masa2 tu.. bukan la kawan2 or bnda lain xpnting kn, tapi family la remedy yg terbaik utk jiwa2 yg kacau.. tipula kalau kunun stay dgn kawan2 lagi berkesan mo release stres, mmg btul tapi xdpt apa yg family dpt buat sama kita juga.. tdk prcaya? go and try urself..

to my papa,mama,kakyo,abgnono,putrye,abye,kikye, dit sayang kamu.! thanx for perfecting,completing and etc my life.

brand new day

wahhh.. napa aku bole trjebak blogging nie? best ka blogging? macam best! hahaha.. let's educate people sambil educate diri sendiri.. dengan adanya blog nie, hrp dpt la karya2 najibxnasreen kna publish.. hahaha.. then, list barang2 utk Beenaware Distro bole juga kna publish sini.. yeahhh.. try my best to make dis blog kool n mntap.. but i don't mind if this blog become sucks! uisehh.. sbb smua pun sucks! kan? hahaha.. blog = tmpt utk merepek..